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When I arrived at my bus stop today, I overheard a girl talking to one of her friends about Friday the 13th.
"...I know something bad's going to happen on Friday the 13th! I just know it!"
So I turn to her and say, "Nothing bad's going to happen on Friday the 13th. That's just a superstition."
"Yes, it will! Something bad always happens on Friday the 13th!"
"According to you, something bad happens every day."
"Yes, that's true! (LOL) But REALLY bad things happen on Friday the 13th!"
"Bad things will happen only if you think they will happen. I'll bet you I'm going to have a great day on Friday the 13th."
"And I bet that something bad will happen to ME! My brother cursed me! He said I would have bad luck on the 13th!"
I couldn't reply to this, since I was trying hard not to laugh.
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My teahcer: All right! Remember the number I give you. 1, 2, 1, 2..."
Me: Oh, I get it! We're playing Toilet Tag.
Actually, we were playing Red Rover.
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My class was watching a movie on volcanoes.
"...They prayed to the virgin of holy water..."
Me: Sorry, people, but no virgin is going to stop that volcano from erupting.
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My teacher just finished reading a chapter of "The Hobbit" to us.
SpyroNumber1Fan: I knew what most of the riddles were. Darkness because that's the only thing behind the stars...
Me: Except the Universe.
SpyroNumber1Fan: I knew it was time because.... blah blah blah....
And I knew it was an egg because nothing else has a golden treasure inside... and no hinges... and you have to crack it open and go Omnomnomnomnom-
Me: Delicioso!
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Me: Well, look on the bright side. If the bus never comes and we're stuck here forever, at least I can eat you so I don't starve.
Omabeangbong: And then I'll eat you back!
Devious Comments
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"We may be called many things." Shep
"The FBI." Rover
"The CSI." Cooper
"The Attackers." Kanye
"The Defenders." Tracy
"The Protecters." Scrappy
"The Pretenders." Echo
"But we are only one thing..." Shep
"WE ARE THE PAWPADZ AGENTS." All
© Me
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My new favorite insult is "flibbertigibbet."
There are far better things to argue about than religion.
i don't know why some people belive in superstition. "m brother cursed me!" pfff!
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AWESOME icon made by *NightmaresLover
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My new favorite insult is "flibbertigibbet."
There are far better things to argue about than religion.
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Join us! ~Team-Convexity
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AWESOME icon made by *NightmaresLover
Not to long ago I found I had grown a REALLY long eyebrow hair... only it was white.
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My new favorite insult is "flibbertigibbet."
There are far better things to argue about than religion.
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Join us! ~Team-Convexity
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AWESOME icon made by *NightmaresLover
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My new favorite insult is "flibbertigibbet."
There are far better things to argue about than religion.
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