Twilight?
FuriousMy conclusion: TWILIGHT SUCKS
I can pretty much put the book together. Let's see...
Bella, a completely normal teenage girl, moves into a town and meets the beautiful, SPARKLING, breathtaking, glorious, handsome, godlike, amazing, stunning, heavenly, SPARKLING, seraphic, perfect, magnificent, dazzling, graceful, hot, statue of Adonis, sexy, captivating, SPARKLING vampire Edward Cullen who stalks her for about a month. When tons of GUYS ask her to a SADIE HAWKINS dance, she refuses and says she's going to Seattle. Edward, who she barely knows, offers to drive her there and she agrees. Then Bella somehow comes to the conclusion that Edward is a vampire.
-He sparkles in the sunlight
-He can read minds
-He's pale
Then the two fall in love and the rest of the story is about how beautiful and gorgeous and SPARKLING Edward is, until page 372 when a plot is revealed.
Some other vampires, who aren't flawless and beautiful and SPARKLING like Edward come and beat Bella to a pulp, when, suddenly - DA-DA-DA, Edward swoops in and saves her.
THE END (until the next book, that is)
Sorry if I left out a few things, like how amazing and perfect Edward is, but I've never read the book. And I don't want to.
But what bugs me most is the message this book is sending to girls.
We AREN'T dependent on males.
NO guy is perfect.
Edward is NOT going to appear in the middle of the night and whisk you off your feet.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy a copy of Twilight and burn it.
Devious Comments
Joseph and I are going to see the movie tonight... we weren't sure which movie to watch, so we just went with the one that gets talked about most.
My friend, Wes, thinks it's a stupid idea... probably because he's jealous of the beautiful and SPARKLING vampire. (Wes spams the Twilight chatrooms every now and then)
My hero. <3333
*drops purple glitter on myself*
Maybe I can sparkle with beauty, too.
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Oh, the movie is HORRIFIC. Terrible, terrible acting. *shudders*
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Well gee, if Hell is filled with Pokemon and Harry Potter fans, it must not be that bad!
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Help, I'm falling at a 60 degree angle and breaking all the laws of physics! - Crow, MST3K
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Well gee, if Hell is filled with Pokemon and Harry Potter fans, it must not be that bad!
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Help, I'm falling at a 60 degree angle and breaking all the laws of physics! - Crow, MST3K
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Well gee, if Hell is filled with Pokemon and Harry Potter fans, it must not be that bad!
I srsly don't see what the big fuss is... I think the most "exciting" part in the movie was when she was dying. Heh, that sounds horrible, although I don't mean it that way.
The worst part of the movie was the numerous "kissing" scenes. *looks AWAY from the screen and barfs it the person next to me's popcorn*
"Omg dey r lyk diamondzz!!111 lolololo!!!11"
Sparkle sparkle.
"I'ma cut ur chest and face off and I stealz ur BLING, plz."
But, the awesomest part of the night-out was being near my friend. :3
I probably don't make sense at the moment... movie finished at 11 PM or something, noes. D:
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Well gee, if Hell is filled with Pokemon and Harry Potter fans, it must not be that bad!
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